What to do about coworkers that get on your nerves?

I have two coworkers that don't get along and I am in the middle of it (litterally sit in the middle of them). One lady is an older lady that complains to me about the other girl and the other girl complains about the older lady. They are both Type A personalities and they Both want attention....one of them hums to get attention,,,the other one complains out loud all day long...The older lady bosses us around cuz she has been there for years....and It gets on the other girls nerves as well as mine....becuase she gets out of doing things that she oens't wanna do and tell us to do it...IF we tell the boss on her she gets even worse and gets an attitude with both of us...How do I not let them get on my nerves?What to do about coworkers that get on your nerves?
You should make a comment that embarrasses both of them and makes each one individually feel like dirt. Just catch them when they are in a really immature argument and be like, ';For some reason I thought we grew out of being 5 years old. Can you guys just shutup already?';What to do about coworkers that get on your nerves?
';...and It gets on the other girls nerves as well as mine....becuase she gets out of doing things that she oens't wanna do and tell us to do it...';



If she won't do her own work why is she still there? If I tried something like that I'd get a sneer and told to go home.
You are not describing type A personalities. You are describing two immature, controlling nitwits.

Ask to be moved so you are not in between this soap opera. Ask respectfully, stating only the facts and that it is affecting your performance. Steer clear of these two women. They are nothing but trouble for you.